she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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