Kiss
Puke
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
