How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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