Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
