Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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