hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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