My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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