Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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