No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
please come you make the beer taste better
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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