Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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