My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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