Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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