so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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