go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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