Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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