Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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