Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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