I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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