I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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