i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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