Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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