I heard we made out
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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