I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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