I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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