scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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