i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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