I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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