Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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