Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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