high people should be assigned attendants
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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