The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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