Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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