How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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