Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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