I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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