okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
How's work?
Spinning.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
And then he peed in my hair
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