Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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