I feel like abortions should bother me more
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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