I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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