she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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