if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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