She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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