I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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