the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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