just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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