i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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