just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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