it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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