champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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