I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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