she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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