I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
only you would photoshop your dick
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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