The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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