It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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