Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Sorry my hands just texted you
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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