Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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